Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

minute man

A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend

whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!

by m April 20, 2005

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

minute-zenomen

zenophobic minutemen;a member of a zenophobic group

those dudes gaurding the border are minute-zenomen

by reverend-triggafinga October 21, 2008

Mitten Tongue

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.

John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.

by dim bulb June 2, 2009

Mitten State

a name referring to the state of Michigan due to its unique mitten shape

Michigan Mitten State

by MotoCrazed December 16, 2011

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019