krondike

referring to marijuana (specifically Chronic), either in an edible form or the raw product.

Man, I got a truck full of krondike with your name on it.

by RodSteel May 6, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Kroopnick

What lies beneath the cooch and the cooter. Usually dried up and flaky.

While my girlfriend bent over to pick something up, I looked up her dress and noticed a whole family of kroopnicks up there.

by Helenating March 7, 2009

Krongstad

A massive sea with no land masses anywhere around it, a sea in the void of deceit. home to "sandermites"

jim - hey dude, lets go through that portal to krongstad!

bill- no! theres sandermites in there!

jim - oh yea, thats a dark vile place.

by stethogaul May 7, 2009

Kroughupt

noun: a Kroughupt
verb: Kroughupt{ing}

An ancient German love making tradition between an elderly man living in Frankfurt and a newly born mountain goat in the month of June.

In the 1 / 2,912,319,184,214,202.1 chance of gamete fusion in the womb of the mountain goat, a Krougshnapt is produced.

1. "I have not seen Grandfather this morning, he was out all last night Kroughupting"

2. "Keep your goats inside, there is a Kroughupt who lives near"

by DerekMahatijr June 5, 2009

Kronic Sonic

A type of that weed that has long lasting effects (longer than normal) 3-4 hours. Better to smoke out of a bong, only 2 rips from the bong and experience a tingly, energetic euphoric high.

Ahh nigga this bitch was takin fat hits with some Kronic Sonic and that bitch was out in 2 rips.

by SMoKiN_SLoBz November 30, 2009

Kroging

Using the wheels to a desk chair (as well as a ski or pair of skis to push yourself with) to travel from place to place.

I need to buy my kroging equipment so that I may compete in the race next Friday.

by Milwaukee_Bums January 23, 2011