by Muggle97 September 14, 2020
Get the Johao mug.Johanna is cute and nice, but sometimes she can be rude. Johanna doesn’t really care about the people around her she only cares about her self. You might fall in love with her but be careful because she’s gonna break your heart. Also Johanna don’t really appreciate what they have either.
Guy: boy why you crying
Guy2: Johanna broke my heart, I gave her everything and she didn’t appreciate me
Guy2: Johanna broke my heart, I gave her everything and she didn’t appreciate me
by Cupcake_sprinkles July 1, 2018
Get the Johanna mug.Johanna is a person who is a clout chaser and wants a lot of money and be famous.
She’s does not like to talk to anyone and she can get very salty about people that talk to her first when she’s supposed to talk first.
She’s does not like to talk to anyone and she can get very salty about people that talk to her first when she’s supposed to talk first.
Nobody:
Johanna: I wanna steal clout from everyone and I don’t want nobody to talk to me unless I talk to them first and I gonna go famous and talk to cool people only that has a lot of clout!
Johanna: I wanna steal clout from everyone and I don’t want nobody to talk to me unless I talk to them first and I gonna go famous and talk to cool people only that has a lot of clout!
by rhfusifjd April 15, 2019
Get the Johanna mug.Johanna is a feminine given name that might be harmless by itself but if it is combined with the last name “Perez” you’re experiencing an abomination of nature.
She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too.
Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously.
They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.
She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too.
Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously.
They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.
Friend A: Hey guys! Did you see the last post of Johanna?
Friend B: Please share!!!
(Firend A delivers)
Friend B: OMG!!!!!!
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: How can she post that? Doesn’t she realize how ugly she is???
Friend B: She looks really old and wasted. I’m not even going to say anything about the caption.
(Friend D shares a cropped version of the post)
Friend B: Ewwwwwww...
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: Oh Lord! I didn’t noticed he is touching La Infanta like that!
Friend B: Please share!!!
(Firend A delivers)
Friend B: OMG!!!!!!
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: How can she post that? Doesn’t she realize how ugly she is???
Friend B: She looks really old and wasted. I’m not even going to say anything about the caption.
(Friend D shares a cropped version of the post)
Friend B: Ewwwwwww...
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: Oh Lord! I didn’t noticed he is touching La Infanta like that!
by Gente Baja y Chusma October 8, 2019
Get the Johanna mug.elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!
by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005
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That tall fella with them big ears and shaved head sure has a fantastic set of joohas.
Cock 'n joohas
That tall fella with them big ears and shaved head sure has a fantastic set of joohas.
Cock 'n joohas
by Niloc1!! January 15, 2023
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