jacking off

something men do in their free time

I was bored in math class when I suddenly got this huge boner. I ran to the bathroom and there were like ten other guys in there jacking off. One of them ran up to me shoved me down and ripped off my pants and boxers and started shoving his puny dick up my ass. I turned him over and shove my 9 in cock in him and he started moaning in pain and joy. I went faster and faster until i unloaded a gallon of semen in him.

by blowjobaddict April 18, 2009

Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Jackie Chan'd

Two civillians are in a fist fight (usually resulting from a dispute and some shit-talking) and suddenly one of the combatants unleashes a massive kick, effectively ending the fight.

Guy #1: Did you see that fight last night? Home boy got round house kicked to the face!

Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.

by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009

Jackin' Your Dick

The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task

While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.

by Crab Doctor October 5, 2010

jackie paper

Rolling paper used to smoke marijuana. Derived from the song Puff the Magic Dragon, which rumors say is about smoking weed.

Yo man....i ran out of jackie paper....i need some for tonight

by Blueduck577 November 30, 2003

f jackie

From the Howard Stern show, catchphrase referring to departed show contributor Jackie Martling. Originally intended as a response to his leaving the show, it is in practice used as a non-sequitor in virtually any situation.

"Hey Howard, thanks for taking the call. F Jackie."
"Thanks again, and F Jackie."
"Thank you New York. F Jackie, and we'll see you on Sirius."

by Henry June 18, 2006

Jaki

MILF that enjoys a drink or two and occasional trips to the TT Bar! Definitely not a prude, can bake a cake and make a bedroom shake!

Jaki was working it in the bedroom!

by KevDoggy71 February 8, 2010