Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

wow ivan

when something bad happens say wow ivan, putting the blame on ivan. Normally blaming Ivan is the easiest solution.

I got an F on my math test.........Wow Ivan

by michael69696969696969 March 15, 2008

dirty ivan

When having sexual intercourse, just before the girl starts to orgasm, you stick your pinky finger up her ass...when she screams, you stick it in her mouth.

I'm telling you man, if you need to get her off your back, just give her the dirty ivan and you'll be a free man.

by DaBo Baby May 13, 2006

Crazy Ivan

1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.

1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.

by Brent Dax May 1, 2005

Momento Iván

Cuando sucede una conversación en el chat de anuncios.

Rogelio: Vengan al Talk and Drinks!
Iván: Uhhhh chismeeeee
Kyeo: Momento Iván

by Fr4n November 10, 2021

Ceaser (Ivan)

An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)

Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me

by Fck nugget September 14, 2019