iphone

A phone that's great if you absolutely LOVE having greasy fingerprints smeared all over the screen.

Dammit, I have to clean off my iphone again!! Why didn't I just get a REAL phone?!

by FuriousFanny December 27, 2007

iPhone

A ticket towards bragging rights amongst all white people, because it contains to functions that all white people love:
Angry Birds and an iPod.
Don't be fooled by the Phone part of the name, nobody actually uses it as a phone.

Guy 1: Hey man! Just got an iPhone!
*Guy 2 bows down on hands and knees*

by Autumn Tsunami November 8, 2011

dj inphinity

A nasty trance/eurodance DJ...listen to Life Goes On.

guy 1:dood did u listen to dj inphinity yet? his shit is nasty

pouser bitch : nah dude

by Zack Slota August 8, 2006

iPhone

A revolutionary, awesome device, perhaps the most advanced cell phone in the world, unfortunately crippled by one of America's shittiest wireless networks....AT&T.

- Hey, let me get my iPhone out to get a map of our route to Atlanta.
- Come, on, we ain't got all day!!!
- Well, it's taking forever, the internet is so slow, they don't even have 3G in Brunswick, GA.
- Oh! Forget it! Let me just get out my Droid to find maps, since Verizon actually has 3G coverage here!

by sabisab January 24, 2010

iphonetypoese

The language that results in an email or text message written on your iphone when you inadvertently press the wrong button or your iPhone autocorrects a word it doesn't recognize.

"We'll teevaluaye our options later" is actually iphonetypoese for "We'll reevaluate our options later"

by SomeSwimmer February 19, 2010

iphonographer

A person who only took candid pictures and has suddenly decided to photograph everyone, everything and the most arbitrary objects with their iPhones.

Cathy is such an iPhonographer! She keeps showing me stupid fucking pictures of some rock next to the road...

by Christian Faber September 25, 2013

iphone arm

Much like tennis elbow. iPhone arm is a term used to describe the pain and or numbness experienced when holding your iphone for too long.

Hey babe, toss me a pillow so I don't get iPhone arm.

by Boozer513 January 26, 2014