pirate hooker

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty

Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!

by Andrew May 13, 2005

hooker pipe

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....

Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self

by Spike001 February 11, 2006

Hookerish

See skankified, slutty, whore, etc. Someone who wears a hooker outfit, and think its a good thing to wear

Wow, she's walking kinda hookerish.
Those clothes are so hookerish
Paris Hilton

by Sajun January 13, 2005

hookerness

the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services

Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.

by pinball tony March 22, 2009

Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009

hookery whore

a whore who also displays the characteristics of a hooker. a hookery whore is a double dis, unlike the regular whore, which is just a single dis.

You're such a hookery whore!

by linguist11 August 12, 2009

Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any

"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."

by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010