Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014

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Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

by CM April 14, 2004

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six-foot hamster

"Six-foot hamster" was invented ca. 1964 to describe a very ordinary male human, too carefully dressed in a cheap business suit, occupying a position of public contact though lacking in communications skills. Examples: Bank teller in training, Wal-Mart greeter, domestic religious missionary, White House press spokesman.

Hey Ma! There's a six-foot hamster at the door and i can't figure out what he's selling!

by Ceeclef June 5, 2017

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Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.

All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again

by Malicious Content December 24, 2005

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