oh mah goodness

A messed up version for oh my god

It can be used we some one is being retarted or a idiot

Oh mah goodness that guy is a dumbass.

by Mcgamer8t February 9, 2018

Left on goodnight

When you say goodnight to end a conversation and you don’t get a goodnight response back. A disrespectful act.

Denny: Yo bro I can’t believe her she didn’t say goodnight back to me she just left it.

Sam: Oh no you got left on goodnight. Getting left on read it hurtful, but getting left on goodnight is just fine plain old disrespectful.

by iamanthonydean January 7, 2020

What the goodness

An extra clean version of literally any other cuss word.

Anybody: (*Is jokingly, mildly insulted*): What the goodness, man?

by Procrastinating right now June 7, 2020

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Honest to goodness

A southern phrase meaning to promise that something is true despite unbelief

Honest to goodness that rabbit kicked the hawk in the head as it tried to grab it and fly off.

by BSNCCRN April 12, 2023

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023