gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector

The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks

by epmd July 25, 2003

gock

1.semen
2.random things that catch your attention which are usually disgusting

1."I got gock all over the magazine last night"
2"Whats all that gock over there."

by stu pidfuck September 24, 2007

glock

The cheapest, weakest, least manly handgun in Counterstrike. In CS 1.5, it was pretty much impossible to kill anyone with it, even on burst-fire, but it was made a little more powerful in CS 1.6. It still sounds like a staple gun, though.

You attacked <L33t-Killah> C@p-A-C0p with Glock 18: 13 hits, 54 damage

by supaDISC June 23, 2004

glockey

From the word glock it's someone who wields a firearm but isn't trained how to use it properly.

Damn those ballas are glockeys... we can take 'em with our hands tied on our backs!

by Penga March 22, 2008

Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.

- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!

by Remmot August 1, 2011

glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

Glock cock

When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock

Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah

by Connor scoogle June 4, 2018