Garden State

one who listens to alternative music (i.e. the arcade fire, the shins, iron and wine, cold war kids, ect.) and wear clothes such as cardigans, scarfs, and slacks

Whats that Edward kid like?
I dunno, he's kind of garden state.

by Dylan Ison, Larry Lunsford, and Ryan Heimlich March 17, 2008

garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Garden City Middle School

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.

Fuck Garden City middle school!

by Jonnnnnnnnn Smith December 9, 2008

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

garden of love

Where man plants his seed

Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.

by kyleross38 June 8, 2007

gardenmichigan

pot capital of michigan..place where you can get abundant supplies of weed.

wow that is an enormous gardenmichigan wish i had one of those

by sammierenee6726272 December 19, 2008

Gardenhosing

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011