fecal feast

to eat shit, tell someone to eat shit

Phil told his boss to have a fecal feast.

by pappapitt December 25, 2006

fecalnecophiliac

Someone who stimulates him/herself by having sexual feeling/thoughts or acts with dead shit

Oh my god chris your such a fecalnecophiliac....

by phillipWWWWWW November 3, 2006

fecalist

A man who likes to eat shit all day long

- I've been at that party, met that girl, been fucking her all night long then I went to another great party, hooked up with a girl there aswell and started pomping again.
- Damn fecalist, stop eating shit, you were at home !

by vorty December 15, 2008

fecal warrior

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008

fecal fister

one who delights him/herself by shoving a fist up a poopy anus while eating overly spiced west indain chodes

"Wow that Sarahreally is a fecal fister."

by chode monger February 10, 2009

Fecalfiliac

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010