a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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Get the Glasgow Facial mug.i answered the door wearing only a lace baby-doll. he took one look at my huge breasts, and pushed me onto the ground. i unbuttoned his pants and began to suck his dick while he ate me out. finaly i couldn't take it and i shoved his dick into me. he started pumping as fast as he could go and i screamed in pleasure. after i had orgasmed he pulled out and gave me a facial.
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Clem saw an open faced sandwich in Cecile's bathroom trash can today, vomiting ensued quickly thereafter.
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