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ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"
Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome
by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010
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ejac

the nickname belonging to elana
"yo ejac, i like your jersey.. im going to have mine say 'ulation' on the back.. get it? get it?"
by ejac April 7, 2005
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Ejactulate and Evacuate

To have sexual intercourse with a woman, ejactulate, and then run away soon after and forget about it in fear of becoming a father.
Bruh you hit it raw!?! Don’t worry, I just Ejactulate and Evacuate
by Kiadii February 12, 2018
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Ejacumiliation

Being so humiliated that one spontaneously ejaculates. The brain is so ashamed by a memory or senario that it's trigger defense is to ejaculate the bad experience out of memory. See also - Humaculate
Ejacumiliation is a problem for those with low self esteem and or next to no personality. May be experienced when your friends catch your mom pounding the milk man when you return from school. A group of women laughing at your penis size while someone beats the shit out of your dad may also cause Ejacumiliation.
by OBCPUNK October 7, 2012
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Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.
The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.
by KW117 June 19, 2011
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Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.
Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver
by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016
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No nut november pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)

On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.

If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.
I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)
by Now Nut December November 11, 2019
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