Columbian Sandpaper Ride 

When you dip your dick in hot wax and pull it out then pour sand on it and wait for it to dry so its rough like sandpaper then you proceed to fuck a girl in her asshole then pull out and with your poopy dick give her a mustache out of her own shit

Yo dude i gave that girl such a rough Columbian Sandpaper Ride last night she will feeling that for weeks

Columbian Sandpaper Ride by SweetyN'ready69 January 10, 2009

Columbian neck tie 

The act in which you have anal sex, then have sex with the girls breasts, giving a large brown streak, or a columbian neck tie.

I gave that dirty whore a columbian neck tie.

Columbian neck tie by The Q-Man March 20, 2005

columbian breast milk 

Top shelf breast milk. Drunken by P Diddy as he only drinks the finest breasts milks.

I only drink the finest breast milk. (Clinks two empty milk bottles together) That Columbian breast milk tho!

columbian breast milk by fuck boy nigga bitch January 27, 2015

Mission, British Columbia

Mission, British Columbia Is a much funner and hipper place than Abbotsford, British Columbia. They have silver city, the scientifically coolest place to watch movies in the known universe!

Abbie: Abbotsford, British Columbia is way better than Mission, British Columbia!
Josh: That's plain wrong! Missions, British Columbia is the best, most fun, safe, coolest, and best place in the Fraser Valley!

Mission, British Columbia by lilnasx2 April 24, 2019

columbia 

columbia is a country in south america that is known for it's drug trade. the place has got a totally bloody history and a not-so-good government. they really really really despise their reputation as having a drug culture. they want to be perceived as a friendly little country that everybody should invest in and all the tourists should visit. however, the ideas of the medelin cartel are caught up in everybody's minds.

columbia is famous for the coca plant. however, they'd like to be known for the coffee, not the coaine.

columbia by Tit For Twat February 5, 2007

columbian exchange

The act of fingering a girls ass while receiving a hardcore yet very satisfying blowjob.

Ej: That blowjob was awesome last night!

Lacy: If you didn't give me the columbian exchange, last night would've sucked!

columbian exchange by Poppa Bear 69 May 4, 2014

Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.

I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.

Columbian Adams Apple by Karl Mahley May 16, 2009