9 definitions by Tit For Twat

columbia is a country in south america that is known for it's drug trade. the place has got a totally bloody history and a not-so-good government. they really really really despise their reputation as having a drug culture. they want to be perceived as a friendly little country that everybody should invest in and all the tourists should visit. however, the ideas of the medelin cartel are caught up in everybody's minds.

The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?

nickname for the capital of kenya, nairobi. thus named because of the extremely high crime rate. tourists need to watch out or risk being carjacked at gun point

Penetration is the medical term for the penis entering into the vagina. It's a good way term for talking about sex if one wants to seem mature. Even if you're a dirty little pervert, you'll sound like sex is more than just an emotionless action caused by hormones if you call it 'penetration' rather than 'fucking around,' 'doing it,' etc.

The Grand Canyon refers to a girl who is extremely blown out. The relevence of this term is that, just like the real Grand Canyon, the chick's vagina is forever stretched for for a huge distance. Girls with Grand Canyon twats should be avoided, as they have seen more than their fair share of dicks and probably contain numerous STDs.

The most common name for California University of Pennsylvania, Cal U is a school of about 6000 students located in a town of the same name. It is located in an old steel producing town that is outside of but easily accessible from suburban Pittsburgh. Cal U is often ridiculed because at one point it was seen as admitting people to easily. However, this communter school isn't so bad anymore. In sports, the school won a pair of D-II softball championships in 1997 and 1998 and a women's basketball crown in 2003.

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.