girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019
by kooli December 09, 2002
Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
by Gstringsnagger December 08, 2010
A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 05, 2009
A name for a person who bursts into your conversations with really hot women. He first punches you extremely hard in the shoulder, trying to seem tough, and then expects you to introduce him to the fine lady your trying to bang. Then he says something to make him seem like hes interested in animals such as "hows your dog? did he recover from his broke paw i wrapped up?" Then the lady realizes how big of a douche chodely is and walks away.
You "So are you doing anything tonight?"
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
Lady "Um, no i guess i could use some company"
*Chodely punches you*
Chodely "Hey hows your pet turtle? Is he alright after we glued his shell back together?"
Lady "Bye."
Chodely "She was sweet, can i have her number?"
You "Shut up Chodely."
by Natty please? December 08, 2010
(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated
by Some Choad October 20, 2010