checkerboard

Like a Pressed Ham. The bare buttocks is placed against a chain-link fence.

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

checkers

One who's quite short, has a short, highlighted blonde mullet/emo hair, and believes himself to look like Spider-man, when really he's Maculay Culkin.

1. "That brer's so Checkers."
2. "Safe Checkers, want some food?"
3. "Oh Checkers.|

by Frank September 8, 2004

checkers

Matt Mello. On the scale of who would be what chess piece in life, Matt Mello is below the board. he is checkers.

"i wanna be the bishop!"-matt mello

by . November 20, 2003

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008

cockernogger

someone who is a cock block but way worse, who will do anything to block someone from getting action. usually they ruin things just when the nasty starts to happen.

I was just about to do that chick, but Jim came in the room and had to be a cockernogger.

by bobbers2 December 23, 2009

Checkerno

Verb, noun Check'er'no: The act of wearing a checkered shirt against a striped background (wall, painting...etc).

He is doing the checkerno pose perfectly.
The checkerno guy is standing next to me.
I like the shirt the checkerno is wearing.

by someoneelse21 November 29, 2013

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016