bond length

When two men touch their penises together at the head, then find the length of both put together

Aaron and I found our bond length last night.

by PiperPerri69 January 7, 2021

Bondadom

INSANE AND PART OF THE BEST DUO IN THE WORLD

BONDADOM IS INSANE

by 122TOM March 21, 2021

Bond-Company Stooge

An employee of an insurer or bondsman who tags along on your adventures and is generally a buzz kill. Rarely does such a person ever stick their neck out for someone as they are only concerned with their employers profits.

"I've never seen a bond-company stooge stick his neck out like that." - Steve Zissou

by Stew Knod February 15, 2022

Blunderstatement

A dangerously understated and inaccurate description of a situation.

"The Boris Johnson press conference was largely blunderstatement."

by justified_jamms February 21, 2022

blunderous

Version of blundering that can be used as an independent attribute.

You are too blunderous for my time.

by how to make name February 14, 2023

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.

"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)

by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008

chunder blunder

When you drink too much alcohol and end up throwing up. Often used in a laddish context.

George: Have you seen jack just puked all over Sophies dress
James: What, Chunder Blunder!

by mterry January 25, 2012