Blimpgooning

A method of prolonged masturbation through interacting with or becoming a blimp.

"Hey, you ever tried blimpgooning?"
"I've been doing a lot of that, especially with the Goodyear Blimp."
"Dude. My friend is the Goodyear Blimp."
"Then we're both blimpgooners. Small world!"

by KITTYCOWDY January 28, 2026

Blimplebloop

Someone who needs the help of Google to understand insults thrown at them.

Drake is such a blimplebloop.

by HFalco September 3, 2024

Blamp

To have intercourse with someone

“So did you guys blamp”

“Are you blamping tn”

“I’m tryna blamp”

“Cant talk rn i’m blamping”

by marborging February 6, 2025

Bloma

When you fart and blow ur straw at the same time

Him: Blows into straw and farts
His friend: Damn u pulled off a BLOMA!

by anonymous February 10, 2025

bloaping

When someone is getting rapidly fatter.

Tom: James you really are bloaping
James: Its only 600 pounds its nothing

by Blue1111 February 18, 2025

Blimpfark

Fat fart fucking He or she while fucking and the fat rolls make fart sounds

Damn bae you be blimpfarking it!

by Alaskanporters June 6, 2025

Blimping

When 2 or more overweight individuals are bumping into one another. Usually in a tight knit place.

Oi, ollie n sven round back blimping again.

by Ur anxieties July 28, 2025