Bender

A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.

I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.

by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009

badderdash

an expression used for extreme disappointment

I failed a test. Badderdash!

by Evander Epi July 26, 2006

Murphy Bedded

To be caught sleeping by your cruel friends in a motel where, to scare the shit out of you, they lift you and the mattress up and into the wall behind you, essentially turning you into a Murphy bed

bitch was laying there sleeping after refusing to put out. her blue balled boyfriend decided a Murphy bedding was in order and let her become one with the wall with a swift lift of the mattress...

"prude bitch got Murphy bedded"

by bNutz LA August 3, 2008

December Bender

The tradition in which an individual (or a group of people) drink everyday of December.

I'm doing december bender! I haven't been sober since November

by ehmmmmmm February 5, 2012

Vagina Bender

One who has skill or noteworthy prowess in the art of vagina bending and/or causing vaginal wetness and frequent secretion through speech or physical manipulation. see the art of vagina bending aka MARTIAL PUSSY

After studying martial pussy for many years he became a virtuoso - A Vagina Bender.

by on May 26, 2015

Bender

Someone whos ankles bend inwards

adam was bending really hard in englis today...what a bender

by ryan cross March 2, 2009

beader

A term for someone who is really lame. Can be used to replace the non bigoted use of "faggot". Originating from anal beads. Also see beady.

"Do you really have to point out all my grammar mistakes you beader"

Jim- "so the essay got moved to tommorow"

Tim- "man thats hella beady"

by toochainz November 19, 2013