Windows XP

Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things go bad.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.

A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

by vermin March 20, 2004

Windows Vista

We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System

so now new PC buyers are forced to use our

Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine

operating system.

now i wish i had replaced my old pc before February.

***k
Windows Vista

by sqoc December 28, 2008

Windows ME

A version of Windows in the 9x line, designed to supersede Windows 98 in the home market. Windows ME ran on a cut-down DOS base, which made some programs that worked with DOS, 95, and 98 unusable on ME. Windows ME is known for having many bugs and is often (and derogitoraly) called "Windows Mistake Edition", as opposed to its official title of "Windows Millenium Edition".

I have an old computer that I installed Windows ME on, but it won't boot up.

by scy1192 January 13, 2009

Windows DVD Maker

A sort of useful program letting you make a menu, flashy scene buttons and then burn onto a DVD. Doesn't crash as much as windows movie maker, though it lacks quite a few features. It comes with vista premium and ultimate. 1 of the only 2 things MS got right: Windows DVD Maker, Windows XP

I made a very professional looking DVD of Team Fortress 2 gameplay with windows DVD maker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And It didn't crash!!!! w00t!!!!!

by shnizel June 19, 2008

Windows ME

A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.

Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again.
Win XP user: Install Windows XP today!

by Alexi November 12, 2003

windows hippy

A person who uses Windows but should really be a Mac or Linux user. They use open-source programs such as GAIM and Firefox. In addition to that, they heavily customize Windows with programs such as Litestep and custom 'hacks' that do random things to Windows such as changing the color of the Windows Start button.

Note that they do not write these custom 'hacks' or customizing programs because they are incapable of coding/hacking themselves.

Sometimes these hippies can be found prancing around a Mac singing and dancing about how pretty/amazing it is.

Whoa, look at Katherine's desktop. What the fuck is that weird toolbar at the bottom? She's such a windows hippy!

by Anthony Lin November 7, 2005

windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 12, 2003