vietfantac

Chick Magnet, a viet person which lots of girls fantacise about.

I am a vietfantac, lots of girls fantacise about me.

by Johnny Nguyen March 19, 2003

Vietnamese Gang

A gang of Vietnamese ladyboys frequently seen hanging on street corners, desperately hoping to convince young men they are nice young girls who will cook and perform wonderful oral sex.

Phil: "You remember that little Asian bitch I picked up last night?"
Bob: "Yeah, she smelled a little like Aqua Velva."
Phil: "Right when she was finishing me off with a Vietnamese Socketwrench she pulled her micropenis out and started jacking it off."
Bob: "Way to kill the moment."
Phil: "Wasn't too bad, I was too far along to quit, so I grabbed her ears and rammed my cock down her throat. Feeling her choke on it made me nut even harder. Afterward she gave me her Vietnamese Gang business card. I might get drunk and have her bring some of the rest of the gang. Wanna come?"
Bob: "You're a sick motherfucker."

by RocketPimp March 30, 2012

vietnam

The word "To Vietnam", a transitive verb, is used to describe a specie of treacherous conduct used by a weak and beggarly foe to defeat a stronger and more righteous foe. The Republic of Vietnam was a party, with the US, to the SEATO treaty which said that if any party outside the treaty attacked any member, that the other treaty members would help the attacked member. The US was therefore bound by duty and honor to enter the war upon the invasion of the south by the north. North Vietnam intended to and tried hard to impose a communistic form of government on the south by military force. North Vietnam was the point soldier in a proxy effort by communism aparatchicks to rule the entire world, but they could get any traction at all while American solders like me were there. In 1973 the commies "Vietnamed" or tricked the USA into leaving RVN. The commies promised that if we left Vietnam they would never again invade the south with military force. We left in 1973 and by 1975 the commies were openly breaking the Paris treaty.

We can't beat you, numbah 10 GI, because you are too strong of a military force, and we are only weak and beggarly slope headed gooks, so we will VIETNAM YOU.

by pamschel December 14, 2006

Vietnam

A country that LOST in a war against the United States. Not only was the war won by the United States, but it was a blowout. Until Vietnam, our military was never so successful. With G. Warren Nutter (my grandpa, assistant secretary of defense) running the war, we won decisevily. We estimated bodycounts in which we overwhelmingly won. Media said that it was wrong, that they lost less. Turns out we won by even more than we thought. The Vietcong was wiped out by the time we left Vietnam, and the North Vietnamese army was pushed back and annihilated. (see victory to understand how the war went for the United States)

Hippie- whoa dude, im really high! i think were loosing the war!
Intelligent person- look, we killed far more of them, sent them back and completed our goal.
General public- dude, he's right, we're loosing!
Politicians- If we dont pull out, we wont be reellected!!!
Nutter- Yes, but it would be better for the world to keep fighting. We are extremely victorious and could cripple communism in Asia. The public is wrong and we could still help the world before next election
Politicians- No! i dun care!! we leave!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2005

Vietnam Cage

The Vietnam Cage is a secret sexual position. You may see it as the hidden boss at the end of a videogame.

The only way to know what a Vietnam Cage is is if someone did it to you beforehand. Only those who lived through the Vietnam Cage know what it's all about as it is indescribable.

Him: What was that, what you were doing at the end?
Her: It was a Vietnam Cage.

by Gengar Used Lick April 22, 2017

vietnam bush

A woman with an overflow of pubes running from her vagina out of her panties.

Dude last night I took this girl home and she had the worst case of Vietnam bush. I feel so bad for my grandpa!!!!

by Kills kee July 20, 2017

Vietnamese Burnout

The sexual act of sitting on your partners face and forcing out a large shit, all while slowly rotating and farting, smearing it into the face.

Guy 1: "Yo! How was your night with Veronica?"

Guy 2: "It was amazing! The bitch let me pull a Vietnamese Burnout!"

Guy1: "Radical!"

by TjCracker November 16, 2017