by optimistic March 5, 2009
Get the valentines day mug.A day that is typically associated with romance, love, and affection, despite the fact that a saint named Valentine died on this day.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
Also a day where people living the single life draw more attention to themselves, because they're "all alone and have nobody to spend the day with."
No offense to loners, guys. I'm single and ready to eat Pringles.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. April 20, 2018
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A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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Get the skeeter valentine mug.A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
by Derek Gene February 14, 2009
Get the Valentine's Day mug.When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the Pennsylabama Valentine mug.A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.
Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story
Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."
My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"
Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."
Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."
My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"
Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."
Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
by IneedAnameFoo February 24, 2006
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