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Chocolate Twinkie 

n. While performing anal sex with a single partner, the reciever is demanded to force out a small, pastry-sized turd just as the giver ejaculates, inserting one's "creamy filling" into the defecation. The reciever is then fed the tasty desert.
Well Benson, this was a lovely date, and the dinner was delicious. Why don't we cap this night off by going back to my place and making come Chocolate Twinkies?
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1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.
The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.
twinkie by XaurreauX July 16, 2008
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Texas Twinkie 

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.
Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?
Texas Twinkie by Chief quief August 11, 2020

chocolate twinkie 

"That guy's chocolate twinkie was dirtay!"

"Travis has a nasty chocolate twinkie"
chocolate twinkie by rAnd0m February 18, 2005

Twinkies 

The fat rolls on the back of a white mans head. On a black person the same thing would be called HoHos
You're so fat it looks like you've got Twinkies hanging on the back of your head.
Twinkies by JeLL0 April 11, 2012
Twinkie aka Widget aka Weiner aka Beanpole.

1 Person of low social importance with slim
build.

2 Person with no social skills.
" Ah now then twinkie, Cya in a bit lads, oooh. "
Twinkie by hinchy March 3, 2009
A fat retarded kid that says he hates twinkies but shoves them in his trumpet and sucks instead of blows.
Twinkie by Huntmoe February 21, 2010