Definitions by XaurreauX
Holiday Beard
A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.
Holiday Beard by XaurreauX December 21, 2008
twinkie
1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.