XaurreauX's definitions

twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008

Holiday Beard

A person, not one's significant other, invited to holiday parties in order to avoid appearing dateless.

Jeannie isn't really interested in dating that guy, he's just her holiday beard.

by XaurreauX December 21, 2008