Beanpole

A tall and slim person

'' whats up beanpole!''

by sweet jesus May 31, 2006

Beanpole

an erect penis

Man, I can't wait for that hooker to start jerking on my beanpole.

by missjess October 03, 2014

beanpole

disgustingly thin person

vanessa is such a beanpole

by Anonymous March 08, 2003

beanpole

After first being used as an insult directed towards one James Campbell, the beanpole has been accepted as a legendary insult.
The title of beanpole, now rests firmly under the belt of one Jack McGrory. Who is an overwhelming beanpole.

"Jack is a beanpole"

by Daniel Killen March 28, 2005

beanpole

A penis whose length is longer than its girth.

My girlfriend said when we have sex she feels like someone is poking her cervix with a drumstick. God I hate having a beanpole.

by hot_ham September 05, 2018

beanpole

a really wicked tall person, sometimes wears pink polos, is jewish and has moles, and goes to a school named after a wood eating animal or a woman's...delicates

"angus is the biggest beanpole ever. he's in eigth grade and he's 6'1"

by someone who used to like angus November 20, 2004

Lankey Beanpole

A Shakespearean insult to target ones insecurity about being tall.

extremely tall

You're a Lankey Beanpole!

by KittyTishy October 16, 2016