Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!

Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.

by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.

My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.

by rcohn3 July 4, 2009

sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.

She has cute little sipper titties.

by tadpole17 August 27, 2013

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".

This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!

by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012

titty graze

When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.

Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"

by minge007 November 23, 2011

Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.

John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours

by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011