Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.
Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.
by bigotits November 6, 2018
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Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.
Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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Tough acting Tajacken

When she is jerking you off with one hand and scratching your athletes foot with the other hand.
I’m not sure if her scratching my feet got me off or the handjob. Either way that was the best Tough acting Tajacken ever.
by UpwiththeJones February 22, 2021
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toughing it down

Performing oral sex on somebody after they have worked a long, hard, sweaty day. Typically performed without showering beforehand.
Eric: I worked a double today and as soon as I get home my bitch said she'll be toughing it down.

Chris: Damn, she a keeper.
by sealsintheflavor May 3, 2016
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Tough Muffins

Another way to saysucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg
Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins
by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019
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tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.
@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.
by anonymous August 13, 2022
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