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wives tale

The politically correct of wise tale, or an epithet used to indicate that a supposed truth is actually a superstition or something untrue, to be ridiculed.
"Don't swallow gum or it will stay in your stomach for seven years."
"Mom that's an old wives tale"
by Kubie1008 January 10, 2017
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Pussy Taker

A man who freely has sex with 3 or more women individually within 24 hours.
Amy accused her husband of being a pussy taker.
by Pussier May 7, 2018
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ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.
Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.
by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009
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A Tale

A short extract from a creative piece written from the heart...

A Prince who captures hearts with the beauty of his soul, and melts spirits with his enchanting face. A heavenly creature who touches and delights every inch of your earthly form and spirit.

His eyes dive into yours, his sea of deep love and affection meeting yours. For the first time in your life, a surge of foreign sensations flow in the centre of your chest and yet this feeling is familiar to your soul, almost as though his love has met yours before. Forever you are gleefully bound to him. The beauty that he is has taken your breath away and everlastingly your being becomes his.

There is no one else like Prince. He is the only handsome knight who takes your breath away but then gifts it back to you because he loves you. He is the only prince who takes your heart and delicately places lays it with his, only to nurture and protect it. He is the only man to whisper your name and send sparks of electric love down your spine, arms and an ache in your heart. His presence consumes your every thought, every breath, every vision, every dream. His passion is tasted by your lips, body, mind and spirit. A love so strong, how can it exist?
But you do not question anymore. You surrender to the power of love. His power of love. Prince's heavenly love. So deeply you have fallen. So deeply. His passionate embrace is all you know, all you ever wish to know. Only if you could speak to him of how you love him without shying your eyes from his. If only you paint for him how much he means to you. He, the prince who has captured your heart. You are taken... eternally.

True romantic and loyal Princes are thought only exist in fairy tales and fantasy, but they exist in reality. it is our humble commitment as loving females to recognize the wonder that lies within a Prince and to respect, admire, love and cherish our Princes and appreciate all the joy they bless us with.

*Extract from "A Tale"
by Written.homage.119 June 18, 2010
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taleban

See wordtaliban/word
by maxre August 11, 2003
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Taleb

A huge Family that lives All over the world with sayids and sheiks in this family and amazing people!
Wow look that’s a Taleb she’s/he’s so cool!! I wish I was his/her friend
by Bae_In_THE_HOUSE June 3, 2019
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fishwives' tale

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I stared at him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale.
by uttam maharjan August 13, 2011
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