overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.

1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!

by Toasty November 28, 2004

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011

little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.

While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."

by tealight7 November 3, 2011

French Toast People

People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.

Tom: I hear there's a blizzard coming this weekend.
Sally: Yeah, I'm sure those french toast people are buying everything in sight already.

by SamnDraight May 1, 2016

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

by LampToast June 26, 2016