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hole stretcher

A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.
With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.
by gwilly102 April 7, 2009
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stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.
Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...
by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010
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Stretchy

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has
by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 15, 2018
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Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.
I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.
by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019
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Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
by klone32 May 20, 2010
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Ball stretcher

A ball stretcher is a device that wraps around the scrotum and pulls away from the body. Some models are made of steel. Others are made of leather.
Bob got some CBT and got a ball stretcher stuck on his peen
by CBTmaster 69 August 10, 2020
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Scretch

When something is so beyond sketchy, you have to call your friend.
Yo, that dude just called me and told me he wanted to bang me. Shit was scretch!
by SwagQueen5 January 1, 2012
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