Stantondinger

When someone tells you to f off so you dig a hole and put them in there along with a couple crocodiles and then watch as they get eaten and you shout the f word at them the whole time.

Literally if you say the f word at me one more time I'm gonna stantondinger you.

by Chonky child December 23, 2020

Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 29, 2021

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

gas station money

the dirty ones and fives you receive back in change from the Arab or Mexican gas attendant

I went to get change back from the Arab gas attendant and he gave me all these dirty one and fives, fuckin' gas station money

by mbp4me November 23, 2013

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015

Gas Station Corndog

A gas station offering consisting of a hot dog on a stick coated in corn bread batter and deep fried to perfection. What, you were thinking it was some horrendous sex act? You're a sick fuck, you know that?

Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.

by Nsomniac June 15, 2016

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016