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faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.
look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"
by chim of chesham August 21, 2008
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Staging

Another word for using capping, like when somebody not being for real they staging also from florida .
Jit you aint hit that lick why you staging
by 6shiijit February 10, 2021
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reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.
I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.
by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021
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Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011
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stage monkey

The stage monkey introduced the next act.
by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017
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Stage 5 cling on

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?
FUCK! please save me!! He is totally a stage 5 cling on!!
by Stag878 April 19, 2022
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daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.
That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.
by Cvera July 14, 2017
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