Derived from the term “rage quitting”, stage quitting is when someone exits a situation angrily but it is actually just an act and they are not really mad. Stage quitting can take the form of an ironic rage quit for banter, or just simply be done as a cry for attention.
1) Cal was getting dragged in the group chat so he left. He was only pretending to be annoyed though, it was just a stage quit.
2) Lucy was getting bored so she stage quit the group chat for some attention.
2) Lucy was getting bored so she stage quit the group chat for some attention.
by JohnLbmbmbm January 10, 2022

person: Hey bro, Alien Stage is all over my fyp. Should I watch it?
me: FUCK TO THE NO
person: *watches it anyways, becomes depressed for the next 6 months
me: FUCK TO THE NO
person: *watches it anyways, becomes depressed for the next 6 months
by lmSoFuckingTired March 25, 2025

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.
“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”
“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”
by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

A sweet yet intelligent girl who is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and has the looks every guy wishes for.
by narwhal08 May 19, 2018

Someone you are dating/fucking and they become extremely possessive and crazy really quickly.
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?
Hey
Hey..
Text me back
TEXT ME BACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?!?
by Stag878 April 19, 2022
