Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

spacker

a nice way of saying "you fucking retard!!"

(can be shortened to spack)

simon walks into a glass door that he thought was open, peter says "my god, you spack/spacker!"

by daisy may March 25, 2005

Slackerias

Pronounced "Slacker-iass" (similar to Zacharias)

One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.

Get back to work Slackerias

by Miss Anthrope June 21, 2006

Slacker

Someone who doesn’t do anything they are lazy and unreliable people sometimes

Oh don’t hire him he’s a slacker

by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020

Stalker Kink

A stalker Kink is a kink where you like to be watched by someone for a period of time. It can sometimes involve filming daily life, pictures, secret cameras and/or bugs.

I'd like my partner to watch me through out the day, it's a huge turn on for my Stalker Kink side.

by ThickerThanUrMom November 10, 2021

web stalker

Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.

Joe stalked Jen by posting only to her messages on forums.. This makes him a web stalker

by Mr Paul James August 2, 2006

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007