Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

splogger

Bloggers who either write very little content on their blog or have it full of extremely controversial topics to try to increase traffic, then add tons of banner ads and other types of advertisements. Then they post links to these blogs on all the aggregate sites like digg, fark, and Plime.

Don't click that link, it has no content - just ads. Some splogger put it there.

by IcePigs March 8, 2007

spooge drive error

A very uncommon error message discovered when installing DoW. It has no apparent meaning, and isn't as exciting as it sounds. It can only be remedied by installing a hell of a lot of pointless patches.

Victim: Yes, I finally installed DoW!
Onlooker: Cool
Victim: Oh no, its giving me spooge drive error again!
Onlooker: lol

by Gruntus June 18, 2008

Space Sploogie

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.

On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.

by Gendou February 28, 2008

spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003