National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

skipping breakfast

Participating in oral sex with a significant other at some point in the day after the morning hours

My girlfriend asked me to come over to her house later today. Looks like I'm skipping breakfast.

by Ginger-Snap January 10, 2014

Galaxii skip

a dumb fuck who does dumb shit and is addicted to undertale

someone:eats a taco like a guitar
person:*confused face*
someone:sorry im pulling a Galaxii Skip

by Galaxii Skip June 8, 2019

idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.

Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.

by Vanishing Hiitchhiker March 3, 2011

No Skips

Harry’s house- by Harry Styles (fruit man)

Harry’s house is the definition of a no skips album

by Latenighttalkingtay May 19, 2022

skip

A colloquialism for a specific item of media as part of a larger media project that is undesirable to a person visually or audibly so as for them to not wish to casually experience it. Typically used in a musical context to refer to a song of an EP or, more commonly, an LP.

'I'm sorry, but "Don't Blame Me" is the only skip I have on "Reputation"; I just can't get into it!'

by obamasmilliondollaputhay February 21, 2022

skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "

by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005