A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world
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Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
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by Kale salad September 13, 2017
Get the natasha simpson mug.Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017
Get the Simpson University mug.(Verb) Trying to fix a problem, but acting in a manner that actually results in a much worse and more complicated situation than to begin with.
That man says he will "drain the swamp", but in all likelyhood, he will just Homer Simpson it.
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
He really just Homer Simpsoned his friend's car, it's mangled now!
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