signature

After flushing down a #2, the culprit leaves behind only a piece of poo stained toilet paper.

I walked into Bonnie's bathroom and saw that someone left their signature in her toilet, gross!

by smiley9 June 14, 2011

moderately significant other

A person with whom one shared a special relationship that is somewhat more than simply as friend, but not not quite the level of "significant other." May be former or future significant other, or even someone whom will never have that status. Some "best friends" qualify, but not nearly all do. A sexual component to the relationship is quite common, though it is not required.

Note: A sexual component does not automatically raise a friend to moderately significant other status, rather it is the strength of the bond between the two parties.

"I haven't had a girlfriend in a while, so I've been spending a lot of time with my moderately significant other, and we've even gone to a few weddings together. But somehow, we've never quite gone out."

by ceolaf2 September 1, 2009

Virtue signal vaxtard

Someone who pushed for mandatory vaccines and then sends “thoughts and prayers” to dead and/or dying athletes who fell into cardiac arrest from the vaccine itself

The NFL demands players be vaccinated ahead of 2021 season. The virtue signal vaxtards all applaud and cheer for the NFL is doing the “right” thing.

Vaxtard: “ I pray hope to god Damar Hamlin will be ok”

by AndrewTatesArmy January 5, 2023

crank de signature

When your having sex, you then pull out right before and sign ur name on the person back.

Zack crank de signature on jessica's back;)

by M.K n Z.Daddy January 18, 2008

.hack//sign

a really cool show that is a bit too dramatic.

Ummm, i dont usually cry when play Diablo2.....unless i lose my Nats set.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

sign the ladder

A phrase that means having sex with somebody in your bed for the first time.

Person 1: Yo I know that girl's coming over tonight, you think she's gonna sign the ladder?

by blinkoff9 February 21, 2009

Signess

anyone who has a serious addiction of continuing to buy,or wanting to buy, any of the SIG line of firearms

I heard Brian bought his fifth SIG pistol today. He definitely has the signess.

by Gerginator June 3, 2011