by Hans Graham January 11, 2012
Get the Put My Salmon In Her Ovenmug. The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
Get the King Salmonmug. Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.
by BDWF April 5, 2021
Get the Salmon fishingmug. spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
Get the spit on the salmonmug. 
V. To buck the trend, to swim against the tide, just like a salmon. To not be afraid of others' opinion.
by Devil-E December 20, 2017
Get the salmonizemug. "Watch that glass.......smash!!!
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
Get the Salmon Premiummug.