Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

maple story

All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.

I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.

by That guy with the Legs July 2, 2005

lesbian sex story

It was a sunday night and i had just home from the store and my house mate Tanya was laying naked on my bed rubbing at her soft wet pussy. it took me a moment to realise what was going on but the excitement that filled my body was hard to control because i had always found her sexy and attractive. i crawled onto the bed unnoticed and took her wet juicy thighs between my hands, she let out a soft moan as i buried my head deep between her legs and sucked on her clit. Her moans became more frequent as i slid my warm tongue in and out of her throbbing pussy . she came all over my tongue and i swallowed it down. within seconds she had stripped be bare and was grinding her pussy against mine. we orgasmed simultaneously and let out cries people miles away could hear. She slid her tongue down my cum soaked body and headed for my pussy. She stroked her tongue across my clit and sucked on it to her hearts content, i orgasmed over her face and let it seep into her mouth. loudly she screams 'fuckkkkkk, let me eat your insides till your sore'. her aggressive words caught me by surprise but i let her continue eating me until she couldnt take any more. Taking a breath, i slid my warm hands to her pussy and caressed it till she came on my hand, then i licked it all off staring into her eyes. She liked it when i did that so i sucked hard on my fingers and dove them deep inside. she let out a moan and tried to pull my hand away, but that didnt stop me.

This is a true lesbian sex story, and is the pleasure of my life.

by Prettykitty28 December 12, 2021

Maple Story

A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide

19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!

by ZayBallerr November 4, 2009

Sap Story

When producers provide a large background story on one individual, usually referring to a tragic event in their lives. This is usually seen on shows like American Idol. Usually makes a sap feel sympathetic and start supporting the individual.

Girl: When I was little, my mom died and I had to be raised by my grandmother! I'm so sad but I think I can sing! Please love me!!

Guy watching TV: Ugh I hate this sap story.

by piniyopo May 27, 2009

Sarah Palin Story

The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.

I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.

by PMike January 23, 2009

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005