surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.

"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant

by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

Chicken Sniffer

A mans genitalia.

I didn't realize my fly was down and i think she saw my chicken sniffer.

by fumi381 November 29, 2017

LL Sniffer

Short for Little League Sniffer.

Refers to lonely old men in Flordia who like sniffing little league players. Often they run hot dog trucks as cover.

That old guy with the hot dog truck looks like an LL Sniffer. Keep him away from my son.

by Jackson G in Florida October 10, 2020

rainbow sniffer

A homosexual cokehead

That raibow sniffer is al hopped up

by ShmeeJ March 25, 2003

Wallet Sniffer

A person who enjoys smelling leather accessories.

Kristi grabbed her new Anthropologie wallet and inhaled deeply. She would never confess to her friends that she was a wallet sniffer, but in the privacy of her home, she enjoyed this indulgence.

by DParker February 23, 2011