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Sauced Rooster

A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.
MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.
by Mr. Jerkins March 27, 2011
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White Rooster

The White Rooster is the act of cumming on a females face while she is fast asleep. Wake her up with your white protein cocka-doodle-doo
I am so glad Jake woke me up with the white rooster this morning, It sure woke me up I might have been late for work otherwise.
by Thesaenz March 27, 2016
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Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red
Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster
by SirSwankington June 14, 2017
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little rooster

Little Rooster S Alarm Clock Vibrator. The most powerful Little Rooster yet. The vibrations start gently. Then increase. Automatically. You wake slowly. Sensually. Pleasurably. Feeling confident. Happy. Aroused.

Silent. Rechargeable. Snooze. Play. Little Rooster. Wake Sexy.

I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning
I got my girlfriend the "little rooster" now we have sex every morning
by [delete] June 25, 2017
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brock roostered

broooo, i got totally brock roostered last night at the party
by tom bradys balls January 17, 2018
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Poo rooster

A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo
"I got a poo rooster today"
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San Francisco Rooster Tail

This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.
I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.
by Chicagodan November 14, 2011
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