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suburban private life

Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.

It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.

Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."

"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Al Najah Private School

A normal school, what do you ask for student?
by Always there and here September 9, 2020
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Private Account Syndrome

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.
*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."
by mikuthedutchie July 12, 2024
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Private parts

(_(__| = Buttocks.

\¡/ = Vulva.

8=D = wiener.

(.)(.) = boobiez
Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024
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rectal privateer

A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.
Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
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Saving Private Ryan

Best WWII movie ever made so far. Definitely one of the most popular WWII movies ever made so far (if not the most popular WWII movie ever made).

Taking place in WWII, a missing american soldier named Private James Ryan (Matt Damon) lost all of his brothers in combat. Captain John Miller (Tom Hanks) is ordered to find Private James Ryan hoping to find him before he gets killed and his mother has no living sons left.

Loosely based on a true story during WWII, where an American soldier named Frederick Niland went missing and all of his brothers were thought to be KIA. Being the only brother/son left in the family, a group of soldiers were ordered to find and save him so he can be discharged and sent home safely.

The beggining of the movie takes place during D'Day. The D'Day part is intense. The D'Day part was accurate (according to D'Day veterans in real life).

Similar to "Band of Brothers", (a miniseries taking place in WWII involving Tom Hanks as well as Steven Speilberg).
Person-What's that movie with Tom Hanks and Matt Damon?

Me-Saving Private Ryan. Best WWII movie ever made. Like I bet most other WWII movies are not even close
by Chillice March 19, 2020
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