private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
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Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.
Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm
by jankotrantry October 12, 2022
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private story kind of guy

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy
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Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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Private school nose

Perfect little turned up nose on an attractive face M/F/T gives a slightly snobby look.
Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
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Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.
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private jet

Best Place you’ll ever find to get it on. Perfect privacy and the only people on board are the ones you invited. Be prepared, it will be the ride of you life… and not just the plane ride.
Fuck in a private jet ain’t nowhere safe now
by SmartBxi123 September 03, 2021
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