priv9

Ultra secure, like MD5

Whoa thats priv9? Is that the darknet?
PRIVMSG #insecurity :08MESS
PRIVMSG #insecurity :08WITH
PRIVMSG #insecurity :08THE
PRIVMSG #insecurity :08BEST
PRIVMSG #insecurity :04DIE
PRIVMSG #insecurity :04LIKE
PRIVMSG #insecurity :04THE
PRIVMSG #insecurity :04REST
GZLINE MLT 0 :ch13f phed3ral ag3nt
GZLINE RMS 0 :rip
GZLINE sxcurity 0 :rip
GZLINE FuZi0N 0 :rip
GZLINE sp00n 0 :rip
GZLINE syn4pse 0 :rip
GZLINE Alyssa 0 :rip
GZLINE chloe 0 :rip
GZLINE komodo 0 :rip
KILL lola :rip
KILL elitedan1erous :rip
KILL e :rip
KILL Nux :rip
PRIVMSG OperServ :KILL dirty niggers123
KILL dirty :niggers123
PRIVMSG OperServ :KILL bongrip i write rootkits so i know if my irc can get hacked
KILL bongrip 0 :i write rootkits so i know if my irc can get hacked
PRIVMSG ChanServ :AKICK #insecurity ADD MLT :w3lc0m3 b4q
PRIVMSG ChanServ :AKICK #insecurity ADD bongrip :w3lc0m3 b4q
PRIVMSG ChanServ :DROP #research #research
PRIVMSG ChanServ :DROP #noc #noc
PRIVMSG BotServ :BOT ADD MLT ci192 vpn02.fbi.gov :skid lord
DIE die
PRIVMSG OperServ :NOOP SET superb.underunix.net
PRIVMSG OperServ :NOOP SET aussie.insecurity.zone
PRIVMSG OperServ :NOOP SET fsociety.internetz.me

by zf0 May 26, 2017

Private

Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.

"Thats Private Information"
"Private Bob!"

by private October 30, 2003

Private Display Of Affection

1.Non-sexual yet highly affectionate behavior exchanged by couples when alone often involves unusual positions improvised to create as much contact as is possible while still remaining practical for the activity taking place.

2.The only environment in which to see WASPs engage in male to female contact other than holding hands.

3.The often overly affectionate way that girls like to cuddle with/on their boyfriends when together, alone, and feeling cutesy.

Also known as PriD.A (Pree-dee-ay)

Jay: "I think Cindy has been cheating on me man."
Fred: "Why is that?"
Jay: "Well her phone is busy at late hours of the night and she wont give me any Pri.D.A"

Sammy:"It's that time of the month and Shayna is PMSing so I have to spend 6 hours with her PriD.A'ing on my lap to keep her quiet."
Mike:"That sucks dude."

Frank and I had some great PriD.A. last night while watching a movie in the basement.

Mrs. Mason never gives her husband so much as a peck on the cheeck in public, but I walked in on them in the middle of a Private Display of Affection last week in the clubhouse kitchen.

by AnagramForOrgies March 17, 2009

Private Pooper

A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.

One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.

Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.

Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.

Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.

Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!

Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.

Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!

Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.

Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.

by Dude-guy April 4, 2009

Private boner party

When a man has a boner and invites woman of any age to tend to his boner. Only those invited are allowed to partake in the boner making it a private party, with a boner.

Man: I have a boner and need some tending, perhaps i will invite females of any age to tend to my boner and have a little private boner party, mmmmmmmmmmmm.

by joandy williams December 31, 2009

Privateer

A person who does dirty work for others

The privateer stole jonny’s money

by Hell cat2 September 29, 2019

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020