president

The top elected political position in the United States.

G W Bush wishes he had been elected president by the voters instead of being selected by the Supreme Court -
more voters vote in elections than do SC Justices in a case.

by Ishtar Garanga March 27, 2003

President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

The worst president

not trump
its James Buchanan, screw that guy

The worst president is probably not trump

by Oliver stop going on this site December 15, 2020

President Trump

45th President of the United States of America. He made the economy better and protects the country from illegal Mexican immigrants.

President Trump: "We will build a wall to keep our border safe!"

by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018

46th President

A damn dumb ass! Who shit's him self!

The 46th president doesn't even know his name!

by ;fjkehaljhsjdkfhk;jef January 24, 2022

President Douche

Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.

Yo, whaddup President Douche?

Bro, stop being a president douche!

by Ajf1997 February 27, 2011

President's Day

Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)

History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.

"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"

"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"

by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008