reverse co-pilot

when the passenger of a car recieves oral sex from the driver while stearing the vehicle. the driver maintains operation of the gas-pedal as well as brakes.

rachel gave me a reverse co-pilot on the way back from riley's.

by headgetter September 14, 2011

Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

by cbreader October 17, 2008

pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

by haakki March 10, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

by threnodyangelfire July 2, 2006

jet pilot

When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.

Erik V., why would you ever ask your mom to give you a Jet Pilot? That's absolutely disgusting. No mother would ever want to jack off her own son. You are a pervert!

by janky April 22, 2005

PILF

Pundit I'd Like To Fuck. Refers to any political commentator, no matter how abhorrent her/his views might be, who is deemed to be highly bangable.

Michelle Malkin; Anne Coulter

by Politkon Zoan March 30, 2005

pilot eyes

(also pilot-eyes)

Derived from the formula of TV shows to set up a potential relationship in the pilot episode. No matter how many relationships the main character may have throughout the series, they will always end up with their 'pilot eyes'.

Can refer either to the character in a TV show, or everyday situations where two people have had ongoing chemistry/sexual tension for a long period of time.

1. Bob: Yo did you see the pilot for 90210 last night? Annie is so gonna end up wth Ethan. He's her pilot eyes.

2. Bob: Dude, when are Seth and Mary gonna get together? Mary should stop seeing other guys. Seth has been her pilot eyes from day one.

by acklevoy March 3, 2009