Shit Parking Selfie

Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie

Natalie took a Shit Parking Selfie and posted it to Shit Parkers Yukon.

by RamonaX June 27, 2014

Pussy Peeking

Female version of shirt cocking

While all the men at BurningMan were shirt cocking it, the females joined in by pussy peeking it.

by Dr. Dolla September 10, 2016

charming perkins

When your receiving a blow job and but in the back oh her throat with a full thrust so hard it comes out her nose. Then your nice enough to lick it ( clean it up for her)

That guy over there he such a great guy i never met anyone that was would give a charming perkins every time.

by theamazingassmonkey May 10, 2017

Easy Parking

A person that is really enjoys anal sex and their asshole is pretty easy to penetrate. This term is typically used among escorts as code letting clients' know that they provide anal sex service.

"Yo, ole girl that I called last night was really into getting it in the ass. Easy parking all night, it was the shit!"

by MrMajestic28 May 29, 2018

free parking monopoly

This rule is where you place the monopoly cash UNDER THE CORNER of the free parking space

Those whose place the money is in the middle are bent and will fail in the future

person 1 'Julie puts the free parking monopoly in the middle'
person 2 'thats so bent it goes in the corner'

by superior1738 January 4, 2019

Trailor-parking

Parking hither and tither without a license and a genuine need to sleep within or atop a vehicle.

Person J: “Hey, I think someone’s been dipping into the sherry again...

Person P: “Don’t worry about person C; he’s trailor-parking; even has his head rested on the hood of that duct-taped-up Hyundai.”

by Keronica Kadwell January 9, 2019

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019