polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

The Polar Grizzlies

A Badass Band from Ashville, Alabama.

Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(

by LetKiller September 7, 2011

Un-polar

Un-polar, the oppisite of bi-polar. Someone who is having a good day who is usually having a bad day.

My cat is actually un-polar today. Usually she is bi-polar.

by Scotian Potion May 26, 2009

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.

Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019

Polar Express

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"

"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"

by Xenerai August 12, 2025