Gangs Pet

The weakest member of a group, that gets away with everything because everybody in the group can kick his ass

Kyle: Steve, Devin just called you a faget, kick his ass

Steve: No worries, Devin is the Gangs Pet

by ALEC.21 April 4, 2009

my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important

1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?

by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

moderator's pet

Someone who enjoys complaining that anyone has deviated from the main topic, being holier than thou, even to those posters who are old time regulars that choose to inject some humor that most everyone appreciates and responds to.

"Aiming for moderator’s pet? Lighten up, the group always has something funny to add."

"You're such a threadnag, get a sense of humor. Moderator's Pet."

"How long have you been humorless? If you spent less time trying to be moderator‘s pet, you'd see that his comment is relevant, it just went over your head."

“Being Moderator’s Pet will make you few threadfriends on here. Try again, without the threadnag attitude. “

by Multidisciplinary TKBL December 30, 2008

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

by coole29_ November 8, 2021

Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

by Mac Handy May 25, 2015

Pillow Pet

A pillow that you can turn into a pet! Sooo cute!!(;

Panda bear pillow pet
Turtle pillow pet

by Some person(; July 9, 2011

teacher's pet

-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.

-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
- one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.

there is this kid in my biology class who is a teacher's pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the class after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.

by underage o.d. May 8, 2009